Ethan, 27 - Intense and no nonsense. I’ll hold elevator doors open for people as long as they show some urgency. Otherwise, I’ll push the close-door button while maintaining eye contact with a straight face. Turn-ons: Movies with subtitles, jury duty, and shopping at IKEA. Turn-offs: Small talkers, slow walkers, and anything in moderation. If you think you can keep up, message me.