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Tony, 44 - I’m basically like Justin Timberlake minus the pipes, swagger, good looks, and $$$. Ok, so I’m nothing like Justin, but your mother will love me and your ex-boyfriends will moderately dislike me. I floss daily. That’s how responsible I am. I throw parties on less-celebrated holidays (Groundhog Day!), take pride in being the most thoughtful gift-giver ever, and ALWAYS order dessert. If you have a sweet tooth and impeccable dental hygiene let’s get together.